OK, I'm feeling a bit crabby tonight...a long week at work...TGIF, and all that. My "daily literary quote" on Google Home Page is from Norman Mailer. Here is what he says:
"Writing books is the closest men ever come to childbearing."
Give me a break. I think Carol Burnett's definition of a man giving birth is more apt. Paraphrasing:
"Imagine pushing a watermelon out of your butt".
Norman Mailer, all due respect to the dead...YOU DID NOT HAVE A CLUE.
My rant is now over.